URBS RATINGS SYSTEM
Explanation of the official URBS ratings system
Ratings system and all indicia are copyright by the URBS
and protected by the full power of international law, including,
but not limited to, the use of deadly force
MORONIC content contains nothing whatsoever which may incite improper, strong, or inappropriate thoughts or feelings. Named for the Angel Moroni, this rating assures proper and decent content.
DISTURBING content may upset some long cherished beliefs and traditions, or cause limited emotion or free thinking.
WEIRD content contains material that will upset both mind and emotion, and may give rise to unrestrained thought. Contains irreligious and irreverent ideas, and condones acceptance of diversity.
WRONG content is just plain wrong. Expect some direct and unrepentant contradiction of Christian tradition and belief. Incites free thought and strong emotions with deliberate intent.
THOUGHT CRIME content blatantly violates all doctrine and true values in every way. Material intentionally acts to destroy proper belief and faith, and forcefully challenges the user to abandon proper thinking.
SINFUL content is openly and dynamically hostile to proper thought and belief. Spiritually dangerous and destructive content! Records are automatically kept of transactions involving SINFUL materials, and sent to the appropriate tribunals.
ABOUT THE URBS
Information about the URBS and the offical URBS rating system
The Universal Required Belief System works to ensure that improper thoughts, feelings, actions, deeds, and values are properly labeled, and that access to said materials can be appropriately controlled. As the government is increasingly purified of the unrepentant, and separation of Church and state is abolished, we can look forward to proper governmental enforcement of URBS ratings. Remember, we are nothing without your constant faith and support.
You may contact the URBS at the official URBS email addresses listed below:
To have your content rated, contact
The URBS Rating Office
To support the URBS contact
The URBS Financial Support Department
To report a violation of URBS ratings contact
The URBS Enforcement Bureau
To register a dangerous freethinker contact
The URBS Special List
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