Unicorn Jelly Community Event for: November 19th 2000 C.E.
THE KAYWAI COLLECTIVE
It all started with poor Nevets, a long time reader of Unicorn Jelly, who apparently has an issue with the character of KayWai the Jelly. Let's allow Nevets to speak for himself:
Farg Farging Mother Farg Farging Farg Farg.
I never liked kaiwai. I never have, and I never will.
But, she became more and more of a major character...
Finally, my day came:
the possibility of kaiway being ripped apart and used for parts!
Huzzah, happy day.
But, now that I realize all the jellies have a kai-way like personality,
I'm in hell!
Of course, being that KayWai is such a popular character, such a statement could not be left alone by the rest of the creative people who make up the Unicorn Jelly Forum. And flame wars are for lesser places...no, the Unicorn Jelly Forum has clever people. So, they all decided to respond...by becoming an army, a collective, of wall-to-wall KayWai.
who also gives us this....
Alfador and Cheebs went KayWai,
As did Svzuritch , and Tupper too
and so did Ellie, AKA Crowfrog, who found the Tao of KayWai:
I am myself at any cost.
I am happiness against all odds.
I am dancing in the heart of darkness.
I am a smile at the end of the world.
I am Hug-Your-Enemy-Day.
This is the Tao of KayWai.
Also Aurora, who also animates a bit
and Drooling Fan Girl joined, along with Dolphin, and
El Juno, too. GarlicBug was Jellied, so too Ian-Kun
and IceWyrm, Inu,
the famous Waen Pahworzu, who tells us that
I am LUBRICANT of KAYWAI.
Resistance is Futile. You will be Assimilated.
Sadness and Hatred are Irrelevant. You will be Happy and Loving.
You will contribute to the Greater Good of KAYWAI.
You will be Assimilated.
Heck, even the Jedi Council Of Popstar became Jellified!
Somehow, your author was jellied without warning,
along with Lead Salad, Lord Roberts (Ordrober!),
MAD, who informs us that....
As the distance doubles, the height squares? Don't be square! Peer pressures are your friends!
The disease troubles and stubborness remands. With persistance fare persistant trends.
KY dares. KY demands. ...KY grows. And KY distends...
Moriarty, Obaketenshi, and even P-Chan!
ShadowOTM was forcibly Jellied against his will!
It was clearly a moverment out of control as PurpleDucky went teal,
along with Ross 'Ossper' Perkins, Rubin, Snowhart,
Eldenath DeVilya, part of the inspiration for Chou got Jellified
Sparksol, and Nemo, Black Rabbite, Drake, FirePhoenixFlame, Teocady ,
Etherwings, Xiombarg, Neotatewaki, who also
animates Kirby-style too, and Ikawa Aoi,
And even Warpzone did the Jelly thing !
And so, all of this had the predictable result on the intended victim,
That pink bow, those purple dots..... LOS OJOS DEL DIABLO! LOS OJOS DEL DIABLO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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